Australian Siri. Just as cool as American Siri.
I feel ya, buddy.
Today’s dessert: Old Fashioned Chocolate Eclair Pie Sandwich.
Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag
the baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
i laughed too much at this than normal people
Close-out sale at Sears! (at Sears)
Today’s brunch: The Mc1035 Deluxe.
Today’s lunch: Grilled Onion Cheddar Big Mac.
Happy Pi Day!